fake and in space

I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

lesbianeliksni:
reverse fake dating: very in love couple has to pretend theyre not actually together
This is just what it’s like to be gay

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Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop

the-stray-liger:

crowmanart:
semicolonthefifth:
zerocapitalism:
lethal-cuddles:
In other news, it is now not only morally acceptable but the morally correct thing to do to pirate the fuck out of Adobe’s software line.
Planned Obsolescence gives way to Enforced Obsolescence
[Laughs as I boot up Clip Studio Paint, which I bought one (1) time]
Here’s a list of other programs. Keep posting till it’s widely known.

https://twitter.com/Everblue_Comic/status/1124453210297520128
Good to know these thanks man.
Reblogging this one bc it has options for indesign bc artists aren’t the only ones affected and graphic designers are getting played too and ignored in every one of these fucking posts

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su2gold:

Here we are in the future

deggowaffles:

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) directed by J.J. Abrams

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akaiengarde:

homoslovenc:
heinousactszx:
gaytypo:
When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix
the password is “shoelaces”
The hint is : I got them from the president

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j6:

nappul:
have you ever looked at someone and thought…
i could look at you for hours and not get bored
me looking in the mirror

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go-lurk:

go-lurk:
pathfinder 2nd edition is out and succubi are now so horny that they take psychic damage when their advances arent reciprocated
also you can rub it in how much you’re not into them to cause more psychic damage

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doctorwho:

The new Doctors.

milkcollege:

milkcollege:
Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon
if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon

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#volcarona

havfiske:

havfiske:
everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist

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woke-up-on-derse:

nuka-rockit:
ranma-official:
Hey, everyone
guess what
getting that its one picture and not four, but not getting the meme at first, is like effortlessly moving out of the way of a cyclist on the sidewalk by jumping into oncoming traffic

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the-dao-of-the-zerg:

fortooate:
specialstarfish:
teojida:
reigenaratakaspisskink:
she-was-a-skater-gay:
reigenaratakaspisskink:
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.
:/
this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

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thatll-do:

Loki, whenever he wants plot relevancy:

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